Do you want to come over for a cuppa

How Brits ask if you want to come round for tea, like actual tea with tea and scones and jam and stuff

Richard: do you want to come over for a cuppa?

doing the shrimp

Doing the shrimp is the act of doing the do with a girl that has an ugly face but a succulent body.

"Why would you have seggs with her, she's so ugly, look at her face"
"I just did 'the shrimp' to her. Face off, body in"

"Alex is doing the shrimp to her, hehehe"

Be gay do crime

Lochlan.

Person #1: who is lochlan?
Person #2: he is be gay do crime.

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why do i have an onion

bro me and my mom are so confused like what’s up with this onion

why do i have an onion plz i wanna know

Doing a Joe

Getting 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 saves, and 0 shots in a game of rocket league.

Effectively contributing fuck all.

Sorry lads, done a right Joe all tournament.

Should probably learn how to wall ride like Zac so I can avoid doing a Joe all the time.

Doing a Thommo

1. To single-handedly consume an entire buffet intended for around 60-100 people.

2. The act of forwarding unverified news videos of questionable origin to a Whatsapp group chat, often accompanied by a poorly written caption

Hide the Scotch Eggs. Dave has already punched the bride in the face and now he's doing a Thommo.

Doing an Ares

Preforming an action, with express intent to annoy, against the repeated advice not to do so.
Either through ignorance or stupiditiy, primarily stupiditiy.

I can't stand what Richard is doing! He's doing an Ares at this point!