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When two black men are simultaneously fucking a girl in the pussy and ass, as they both cum at the exact same time, they high ten exactly 5 times.
Greg: do you kno Dillon?
Bob: no, why?
Greg: oh just cause me and him nutty doubled Tim’s mom last night!
when you earn 10 bucks, so you try to double it for 20, but then someone robs you by hiding your earned money in an electric guitar.
Person 1: Hey, I’m pretty sure my money got stolen last Tuesday by that guy with the fender guitar
Person 2: Someone probably pulled a double fender decker on you then….
This is one of the most difficult sexual positions and it's approved by Dr. Falchi as "corona safe" you are back to back doing it - you have to be very flexible.
We did the double back jimmy jack last night and my legs are killing me, I need to do more yoga.
For example, when you get on the plane and forgot to bring a book and headphones. You double sausaged.
n. Freezing cold winter day.
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She looks like a double toque day there all right. I can’t feel my knees.
when you sneeze and fart at the same time.
I had a deadly double exhale. Really took my breath away.
When two people are on top of each other facedown with fitness rollers in between.
Did you hear about Taylor … yeah she was double noodling with Gary yesterday! She’s so lucky