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Something that defies humanity!
I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!
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Sturgill Simpson
Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker
First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth
Beware the dread pirate Johnny Blue Skies!
The act of shoving a blueberry or 6 up your wiener hole, jacking off and firing a nice hot chunky blue load all over your hoe.
Big Easy: Yo bro, you see the new Avengers trailer with The Blue Falcon?
Tyrant: Nope, but I did shove 14 blueberries in my peepee hole before I banged this chick at the bar last night and pulled out and gave her The Blue Falcum.
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The feeling of being overwhelmed by virtual love and affection from another person but without a viable outlet to express this love, so you end up feeling sad and alone.
Friend 1: Ugh, i’m getting major emotional blue balls right now from my long-distance girlfriend.
Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.
Extreme diarrhea. Even more sever than the phrase "shitting like a goose".
I ate so much taco bell last night, I'm worried I'll be shitting like a blue goose
The most ghett ford on the earth. It smells like stogie and ganj and has stains all over the seats. It breaks down all the time it's a piece of shit. It's slow stinky and scratchy
Look at ole blue it's so fucking ghett
A hacking and trolling group with very funny members whose goal is to get rid of pay to win minecraft servers and annoying 12 year old screaming kiddies on the internet and do other funny things because they can
"Bro my entire server got griefed and there is text everywhere with your server got lobstered!!!" - Mad Server owner
"I love blue lobsters inc I won a windows product key" - Giveaway winner
"Bro i think we're getting lobstered rn" - Mad Server owner
"In cooperation with: Blue Lobsters Inc." - PatchNote
"Habe Beweise dass es mein Server ist der ist nicht gesponsert diese Lobsters sind illegal" - SpionLennart
"Digga diese blue Lobsters oder so sind in mein Account drinne" - Datenflieger