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Another name for a 510 thread battery. Refers to the idea that most white, middle class mothers, specifically ‘soccer moms’, prefer vaping THC cartridges rather than smoking due to the discrete nature of vaping.
“Do you really think you can get stoned in the middle of the grocery store?”
“Yeah it’s cool I got a soccer mom stick”
Independent Mom - not to be confused with a single mom.
A woman- she is fierce! A force to recon with. You may find her struggling to find an equal because they cannot find where they fit. She handles her own. Leaps over all obstacles. Her village was built with her own hands. Her love is overflowing and replenishes with great deeds and reciprocation. The balance of life is held in her hands; she cherishes it!
I know you already know how to do it, since you are an independent mom, but can I help you with (fill in blank)?
The group where Karens go to complain about the 5% off sale being yesterday and Joe not mowing his lawn on time. This group has one of the lowest IQs and are an annoyance to retail workers around the globe.
Karen: why is this stupid 5% off sale not here today?
Employee: The sale ended yesterday. Go back to your Facebook mom group and complain about how our store sucks and doesn’t have a specific brand of oatmeal, we don’t care about your opinion.
Jokes that are Only funny to your mother
My mom Can't stop her mom jokes
A mom joke is a joke, typically detailed and personal, which highlights the relatable and often hilarious experiences of motherhood.
While the exact origin of the term mom joke is unknown, these jokes have been told since the beginning of time when moms realized they had to laugh through the everyday struggles of parenthood or they may just cry.
"Cheryl told a hilarious mom joke at playgroup, acting out how to drop her sleeping baby into a pack-and-play."
Not to be confused with the classic “yo mama jokes”. Mom jokes are inferior to the OG dad jokes. They don’t have to be funny, but they must be lame. Typically, it’s the kind of joke that you would laugh at after a hefty amount of wine and/or stress induced tears.
Mom: “Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating? They’re in a stable relationship.”
Son: “Omg, that is one of the worst mom jokes I’ve ever heard!”
we did some crazy stuff in there
when your mom was at my house she was screaming more than you and her combined when she was giving birth.