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Muffin time is a thing that wants to die in asdfmovie
Being outrageously late. Commonly caused by loitering and scrolling through religious scripture and unfunny YouTube shorts.
“Hey guys we need to go now, where is Kevin at?”
“Oh he’s on McGurn time.”
“Oh great so we’ll be here for another fucking hour.”
“Yeah.”
“Fuckin aye.”
What time it is when Chris and Steve are working above your head.
She wouldn't have been hurt, by the falling ball, if she knew it was Helmet Time
This phrase was invented by Mars Vining back in 2000 when he had took a female he had wanted to smash since 5th grade on a date. She ordered up a bunch of stuff she wouldn’t have with her parents or by herself. So why do this now ? She proceeded to tell him after eating & drinking beyond her level she wasn’t gonna let him hit because he was arrogant. It was in this moment when he could have left her to pay for what she ordered & taught her a lesson he would teach a similar whore later in life. But instead he took her home & thought about how reckless it was for her to eat & drink & be entertained for nothing but the hope of some pussy for being nice. It was then Mars knew he would not be a participant in giving “free fun time” to a user bitch!
Free Fun Time: accepting dates with no real interest in the man. But with he goal of eating nice drinking & doing things they probably can’t afford to do & the man they really like often doesn’t do
She didn’t wanna fuck, but she knew jimmy would take her somewhere nice to eat & she could just go home & suck Daquan’s dick at 3 am as usual. She was hungry & bord so she was down for the Free fun time!
A nicer way of calling someone retarded.
"YO! That dude is time delayed. He can't figure this shit out."
A nicer way of calling someone retarded.
"YO! That dude is so time delayed. He can't figure any of this shit out!"
Mut standard time (MST) is used to describe people from a certain friendship group always arriving somewhere 30 mins - 1 hour after the scheduled time.
“We all agreed to be here at 4:30, where is max?”
“He’s probably following M.S.T. (Mut Standard Time) so he’ll be here at around 5:30”