Mom

1. Your creator who will do anything for you because of love.

2. Egg donor and bun oven cuz she a Crack whore who only cares about Crack!

"Dude where'd you come from?"

"My MOM...DUH."

Mom

Ur mom

Ur mom

mom

someone that looks after you

mom can you make mac and cheese

sure honey bare

mom

damn yo mom fat af

yo is that ur mom?

nah im adopted *starts mongolian start singing

mom

she will kick ur ass, makes the best dolma and has anger issues

mom

Mom

My other man

My mom is calling me.
My Other Man is calling me

Mom

A caring loving person who loves their children very much and I able to do any thing for their kids

#iloveumom