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The best person in the the world it may be different for you but for me she has put up with all my sh*t (I'm surprised she hasn't killed me yet)
Me: mom
Mom: yes
Me:dad wants to know what is for dinner
Mom: what ever he's cooking
(Few seconds later)
Me: I don't think we're eating today
Mom:*at the stove* I'm making tacos
Me: ok cool
Someone who tells you that they are not made of money, but guess what...
M- Made
O- Of
M- Money
Me:mom can you buy me airpods
Mom:im not made of money i cant pay that much for small blutooth earbuds
Me: Doesn't mom mean made of money
Mom: You little smart***
A mom is someone who LOVES you and would do any thing for. They will rase you and protect you at all cost and will forever love you even when your mad at her. She will help you and guid you though any thing even if it means takeing the day off the will correct you and help you make good choices.....
Mom are your life time best friend and I love that
There are none every one loves there mom
A mom is a person(noun) she takes care of you your whole entire life, while driving you insane as well.
Girl:MOM I NEED FOOD
Mom: YOUR 13 GET IT YOURSELF
Girl:UGHHH
A mom is ur nightmare, she cant do shit and she fucked you once
SWEET HOME ALABAMA MOM
NOOOO
CUM ME
MOAN
The woman who has given birth to you, or the woman that will never be your friend, nor your enemy.