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A person who is arrogant as Fuck, but still needs validation to measure self worth.
My co-worker is a confused fart, who acts in charge of everything but understands nothing.
A puddle fart is the act of dropping your trousers and placing your ass into a puddle of rain water before farting and breathing deeply.
I can’t wait to puddle fart, I have been holding it in all day.
When someone pounds it hard and when the penis pulls out it breathes heavily like the sound of an elephant trunk
He ramed me so hard on the bed. When i rolled over off the bed all i heard was a loud Puddle fart it was heavy wind with extreme pressure that i couldnt control 💨
A stench more foul than anything else, like swamp of farts bubbling to get to the top.
Jake Pearson is a nasty fart marsh, always passing gas
When the lover you have sits on your lap and lets out a fucken juicy one making your leg all warm and disgusting
Babe why the fuck did you "wet thigh fart" on my leg?!
A insult used when one is cornered and has absolutely nowhere else to turn. Often compared to black magic, due to its negative affects on both the victim and the wielder. These affects can range from entirely unnoticeable and harmless to catastrophic and world changing. It is commonly believed among historians that Adolf Hitler was conceived after a nearby doctor muttered the words at a fellow peer. Banned in most European/Middle Eastern countries.
Wielder: Hey, fuck you buddy. You're a fart weirder.
*The Sun advances 5 billion years in age and expansion*
*Victim suffers a stroke and dies painfully*
*Wielder is erased from this timeline and a vending machine replaces him in everyone's memories*
Using a poor foot sock for covering an erect penis, and holding a fart (semen).
I left a good fart in a sock there on the floor, not to be proud of it. Hope mother won’t find.