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I'm going to off my top

I'm going to kill myself

Keep talking crazy I'm going to off my top

by Yaboyhollywood August 8, 2016

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I went to go get a soda

Guy code to indicate that the user is going to watch porn.

Past tense: I went to go get a soda

Present tense: I'm getting a soda

Future tense: I'm going to go get a soda

Girlfriend: why haven't you answered any of my calls?
Boyfriend: oh, I went to go get a soda

Girlfriend: oh, okay

by WeKnow. May 26, 2015

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


i have no idea whats going on right now

from the show South Park...as said by Towlie

"I'm so stoned, I have no idea whats going on right now."

by patty108 March 22, 2005

88๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


i have no idea whats going on right now

the most common thing a real stoner can say.

dood, i have no idea whats going on right now, its totally awsome

by god October 13, 2003

152๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm-a Gonna Go To Hell When I Die


Catchy tune created by Late Night with Conan O'Brien host Conan O'Brien. Usually follows an insanely wrong joke (ie Star Jones, Ruben Studdard, or Clay Aikien)

The song has no other words but "I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die" accompanied by the rhythmic clapping of himself and the audience. Sometimes it is followed up by humming in that rhythm.

Usually when you are just about to get into it, he cuts the audience off and reprimands them for clapping along with it. In the end it's insanely hilarious in the classic O'Brien fashion.

Here's the whitest man on teleivion with
I'm-a Gonna Go To Hell When I Die.

I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die,
I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die,
said I'm gonna go to hell when i die. x17390

by Dewey Meister May 29, 2006

149๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


go where the big nobs hang out

australian expression for micturition

I'm going to go where the big nobs hang out

by peter b lewis July 15, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


You'll go blind if you keep playing with those

A saying utilizing the aged myth that young boys will go blind if they masturbate too frequently.

This myth was created simply to discourage such behavior in adolescent children.

Guy 1: "I swear, that porn video is so hot I've beat the meat to it at least five times today."

Guy 2: "You know you'll go blind if you keep playing with those."

by daggit June 30, 2011

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