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swift kicks in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.

John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.

by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024


Gabbas nut

A sticky green semen trail that comes out of the asshole hairs

I have gabbas nut because I’m a 5 year old underdeveloped alien stripper

by Verysloppywaffle April 15, 2021


Nuts 4 Nuts

Common usage: A type of street food cart predominantly located in New York City. They have bags of (caramelized/candied)mixed nuts that deserve 3 Michelin Stars, but you get sick of them if you eat too many, which is probably why they don't have the 3 stars.

Uncommon usage: Another way of saying "I'll show you mine if you show me yours." exclusively between men. It is, however, a regional dialect, used almost exclusively in Southern New Jersey, and has a subtle connotation of toxic masculinity.

Hey man, wanna go drop by the Nuts 4 Nuts later? I have 5 bucks and the biggest munchies you've ever seen.

Yo, Nuts 4 Nuts? You won't.

by thewalkingwaffl April 05, 2022


Never Not Nutting

A condition where if the person loses no nut november, they must nut every hour until november is done as punshiment.

" You lost NNN! Dude your gonna have to go through the punishment now."
" What the hell is the punishment?"
"Its called Never not nutting and you have to nut every hour dude"
"Fuck"

by SolaireTheNutGod November 02, 2020


smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation

Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence

by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020


smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation

Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence

by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020


the ginger nuts

A ginger, (preferabbly with the name jamie L.) will proceed to lift up ones eyelid, sticking the tip between the eyelid and eye and finishing into the back of the eye while fingering their bum.

I dont even need contact lenses anymore, jamie did the ginger nuts on me!

by eddthomp June 13, 2023