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A term used by Alaskan politicians (who aren't familiar with the concept of soccer) to describe soccer moms
"They say the difference between hockey moms and pitbulls is lipstick."- Sarah Palin
The sexiest women know to man if u fuck her I get 10 years of good look
Dinis mom
A sexy women that likes big white cocks especially me rafal and fabian that's y she wears no bra while we are there
Dinis mom
An earthling who widely resembles a parental figure, but who is also a shrimp. Being in their presence will cause you to feel strange moods such as singing black parade, reading Wattpad, and eating gushers with spaghetti. However, accustomed to standard practice, this direct specimen of shrimp is also emo. Their natural habitat is outside of CVS, onstage, and in their friend’s basement.
Shrimp mom is not only a simp.. they are also a emo hot simp.
Happy Mother's Day!
Thanks Mom!
this is for you to make a last minute mothers day gift just press the "get the BEST MOM EVER! mug" button
Usually super nice, and has a great ass! You want to be friends with jace to get closer to his mom!
Guy #1- hey dude did you see jace's mom?
Guy #2- yeah she is banging hot 🔥
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my mom is literally the worst mother ever, even when logic makes since
ever since that day, my mom got me pregnant