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processed cheese

A hideous, tasteless, joyless substance eaten by Americans to defy God and Europe.

The amount of plastic used to pack processed cheese slices has killed at least a billion turtles, and the cheese itself has contributed to every heart attack recorded since 1911.

"Mmmm," said the North American. He could not say more. His teeth had gotten stuck together from eating too much processed cheese.

by KNCVBKK January 9, 2024


do not get cheesed

Famous term used by the world's best bowser, LeoN

LeoN jumped from the ledge, he warned you earlier, "Do not get cheesed"

by W1LFRD May 18, 2021


cottage cheese slingshot

Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.

"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."

by nevereveragain August 31, 2013


Mark Lee cheese

A tall skinny lanky cunt who likes to fuck p7s he is a cheese string and he hits woman and fucks josh

Oh look mark Lee cheese is raping another p7

by Illum7109 April 22, 2019


Chicago Chili cheese dog

when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese

Man I gave the chick a mean Chicago Chili cheese dog this weekend.

by Crispy713 November 23, 2021


Mac And Cheese Ass Boy

mac and cheese ass boy is a reference from when chayse james mello made a mac and cheese type noise while stroking his meat in a video

mac and cheese ass boy, a reference made towards someone

by porkslimenut December 15, 2023


bed cheese

Clumps of dried semen

Hey man, there’s a lot of bed cheese in your sheets.

by Comfylime August 22, 2024