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An event similar to the long jump, where the male athletes instead whip out their cocks and see how far they can ejaculate, and female athletes sit on the floor and see how far they can squirt.
Jonaben: You wanna go join the long cum event this athletic meet?
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!
strange cum. often found in supermarket bathrooms this cum is straight from a hobo’s scrotum ready to be cleaned by a worker!
did you clean the “strange cum” off the wall yet
AKA Mr. White Jizzum, Mr. Spunk, Mr. Meat Twister, Mr. Buckets of Cum.
Friends call me Cum Miser. Whatever I touch, turns to cum in my clutch. I'm gonna bust.
when you jerk off super fast so you can skeet on the person you're doing's face
billy CHEETAH CUM'ed all over me last night
When something's sooo good, you could fill a bucket..
"Man, look at this new Fisher and Paykel dishwasher!"
"Yeah man look at the integrated cutlery drawer - Buckets of Cum."
An alcoholic drink that consists of 2 parts vodka, 1 park white rum, and 3-5 drops of Bailey’s ® White Cream into a clear shot glass, made to look like someone blowing their load into a hot tub
Frankie: What’ll ya have t’night, Willard?
Willard: I’m feeling kinda nasty tonight, so maybe a “Cum in a Hot Tub”?
Frankie: You tellin’ me yer horny while orderin’ a drink?
When someone cums so good they vanish into dust like when Thanos snapped
country of orign: Nigeria
Reva - Yo how was it with that girl ln
Tobi - I touched her boob and then I cummed -- it felt so good
Reva - Bro you cummed and dusted