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spliced fart

A.k.a. "piggybank" or "cumulonimbus" fart. this uniquely-impressive anal-based audio-delight consists of a number of much-smaller farts that have been carefully "layered" or "stockpiled" inside Uranus, so that they create a single but super-humongous "eruption" whenever it is that you do decide to "let loose".

There are a number of reasons that one might create a spliced fart --- maybe you don't really produce all that much gas, and so you wanna really "make it count" on those comparatively-rare occasions when you do. Or perhaps you are a bit concerned about a certain place you are going and/or someone you are having to meet, and so you wanna "bring along a little spare ammo" just in case.

by QuacksO November 22, 2018


cryogenic fart

It's a fart that is stored cold in your stomach waiting to be released. And once it is released it burns a hole in your underwear and makes the whole room smell like rotten eggs. Very dangerous if you experience it in a car or another small closed space.

Damn bro, what is that smell?

Bruh that is a cryogenic fart let out by someone in the hall.

by nah mann comeon October 17, 2022


Auto Erotic Fart Sniffer

A person who gets turned on by talking about themselves and how great everything they do is.

Anyone else notice that Bill pitches a tent everytime he mentions anything he's ever done? He's such an auto erotic fart sniffer!

by Sharkleberry Punch February 22, 2024


alternative fart

When you manage to successfully blame some other person for your flatulence.

I like going to crowded bars where it's easy to release alternative farts.

by Mike Honcho FS July 17, 2017


Fart Vandal

Someone who farts in a room/ elevator then leaves. Hence, stinking up the environment for the next person.

Damn fart vandal farted in the elevator then left having the other elevator users think I was the one who farted!

by fartso54 November 25, 2016


Fart Vandal

Someone who farts in a room/ elevator then leaves. Hence, stinking up the environment for the next person.

Damn fart vandal farted in the elevator then left having the other elevator users think I was the one who farted!

by fartso54 November 25, 2016


Covid Fart

When you uncontrollably cough from covid that you end up farting from the force

I need to change my underwear after that covid fart

by Hiroslayer January 14, 2022