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gross things fags like

dan: wanna suck my penis
bro: bro wtf

by Ewwwthatgurl April 15, 2021


penis

The small fleshy organism that is roughly 2.5" in width and 2.25" in length that burrows in soil when frightened. You can often find a penis in the arid climates of your mom's pussy.

Good Heavens!!! is that the rare penis I spy over yonder?!

Wow it is! look at the penis burrowing away into your mom's cooch!

by shmoodaism June 6, 2022


Penis

{Davids long dick}. Is the scientific way of saying penis but yeah

David’s penis is as big as a fish

by Mikehawk for president 💯 March 29, 2020


Penis

A toy stuck on a man for the female to play with during sex

Let me play with your penis

by HelloSmashCodeCeedayy May 30, 2019


Penis

Something that is very small if you play fortnite

Guy1: “Yo dude did you see that new fortnite update

Guy2: “nah man fortnite is for people with tiny penis’”

by Fortnite is gay 123 April 30, 2020


Penis

i have a small penis :(

joe:i farted
chris: can i suck your penis

by iammanandilikemen March 10, 2022


Penis

Something that proves god is real

And why the fuck did you search this up

ur penis is small as fuck

by Old Bread May 1, 2023