alley cat mom

a vicious, malicious mother (f***er, but mother in this sense) that cares nothing for her children and only for herself. She constantly neglects her offspring, and always puts herself before anything else (she is her own 'bae').

You are such an alley cat mom, Catherine!

cat program

A program that prints its own input.

InputMan1: Hello!
CONSOLE_: Hello!
InputMan1: Stop copying me!
CONSOLE_: Stop copying me!
InputMan1: That must be a cat program.

Cat Kid Comic Club

It is a graphic novel from the creator of Dog Man.

Horray for Cat Kid Comic Club!

A witch and her cat

A sick podcast on spotify about Harry Potter

(on patreon and buzzsprout too)
:)

smart person; hey did you listen to that last episode of A Witch And Her Cat

other smart human; ofc i’m not an idiot

cat stick

An elderly man poking a cat with a stick

Alex - "Abby, do you see that cat stick?"

Abby - "Yes, fascinating."

Cat tamer

1: someone in tune with cats
2:me

I have no clue how cat tamer would be used.

download a cat

To commit first degree murder, or a similar crime.

"Hey bro, I'm going to download a cat."
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? I AM GOING TO IMMEDIATELY CALL THE PROPER AUTHORITIES."