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A social media black hole where people who popped kids out of their vaginas talk shit to each other, about each other and judge hardcore followed my saying "no judging here" but really you are.
You become a whole new type of species, divided among mom religions. Crunchy mom, careless mom, hot mess mom, and i should not be a mom-mom. Everyone is looking for friends constantly but also does not want friends but still try to set up play dates that will never happen. This group holds people who are obsessed with wine and coffee addicts who hate their or each others husbands or both. They have their own language and usually at their peak usage while laying in bed when they have nothing to do or just had a fight with their husband.
Jen "Maggie was talking shit"
Hannah "How do you know it was Maggie"
Jen"Maggie is in that mom group"
Hannah: "It was def Maggie"
Who wants to join our mom group? We totally need new friends and play dates.
your moms pussy.
pronounced (scient-IST)
your friend: where were you?
you: in your moms ist.
your moms pussy.
pronounced (scient-IST)
your friend: where were you?
you: in your moms ist.
A much needed break or vacation for all Moms … even us wonderful SuperMoms need a break from the hubby and kids … and work and laundry and grocery-hell and discipline and cleaning and dusting and yelling and dealing with homework and grades and …
All you Moms out there … you KNOW what I’m saying! :)
Amy: Colleen, it is time to grab the tolerance juice & plan our Mom Break!!! We are in desperate need!!!
Colleen: Hell, yeah! Talk about being exhaustipated! Mom Break 2010!
Tony: PLEASE go … you need a cure for your Bitchassness!
Best mom in the word Xaiden is very happy to have his mom.
Xaiden's Mom is very diplomatic.
A mom of one of your friends/patner who loves you but also judges you.
start of day;
"hey honey do you need anything?"
10 minutes later;
"thats a unusual outfit to wear, would your mom allow that"
"your moms a luger mom"
the sexiest mom u will see, see pulls like her son but shes packing more
Damn i like jaden but jadens mom is hotter