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Someone you have been friends with since back when people communicated via the green rotary phone in your grandma’s house.
“I’ve known him since we were kids. He is my landline friend.”
I decided I should finally make a video of my best friends ❤️
So I made this 😹
Un-National Best Friends Day
national kiss ur friends day is the 18 of december,kissing ur friends for the fun of it
hey did u know its national kiss ur friends day let's do it
A good insult/comeback and a good response to ‘name 3 random band songs/albums’
You can alternatively use other numbers instead of 3 to fit what you’re responding to.
*John wearing a nirvana t-shirt*
*random old man runs up to him and starts shouting in his face*
R.O.M.: name 3 nirvana songs!
John: name 3 friends!
*R.O.M. goes into shock and starts rolling around on the floor because of how amazing John’s comeback was*
Someone who befriends one friend by pretending to enjoy their interest to secretly infiltrate an entire group of friends for false acceptance due to being a shitty person to begin with. Along with this is being a compulsive liar and hating conflict but will also spread ideas and fake thoughts about others to that one person and their group for fuller acceptance and building false trust. Also threatens to beat someone's ass in private but when confronted acts like a little bitch.
Person 1: 'What the fuck is John doing with that guy and his friends?'
Person 2: 'Oh, he is just being a trojan horse friend to get away from his own loneliness.'
people you friends leave you for and don't comeback. People your friends say are nice even if they talk about you behind you back and call you a dumb slut even if you have never met them before. People who you wish didn't exist because you now fell more depressed.
you cant hang out with us at lunch were going to see the wall friends.
Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"