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Me. You say your mother is gay, so I'm her gf 😐
"Yo is that Your Mom's Girlfriend?"
"What the-"
When you get dropped off at prom but then, your mom's favorite song comes on, she gets all the attention, and then the next day everyone talks about how cool you're mom is.
Me: "There goes my mom dancing again."
Friend: "What? She's so cool!"
Me: "Yeah, cool for a Mom in the Prom."
A white, suburbanite, ultra-woke soccer mom.
Judy is a woccer mom.
A reverse mom is where you’re having sex and after cumming inside her, your penis sucks the cum back up in order to stymie the impregnation.
Hey Joe, my gf and I were discussing future family plans but we had a difference of opinion, so I reverse mom’ed her.
Someone who is responsible in a group of people that are going to party.
Bro, Nick is the designated mom, he doesn’t drink and he always checks up on Josh making sure he isn’t taking home a 2.
It Is typically a family vehicle in which only a mom would drive, out you would never refer to it as actually being yours
"bro is that 4 runner yours!?"
" No, it's my mom's, I swear"
"Bro that trd is totally a mom van"
A van used be Karen/Soccer moms that often smell like someone died in there.
Person A: “hey wanna come over? I can pick you up”
Person B: “Hell no dude! Your mom van smells like someone died in there”