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Grab somebody's tittys. September 2
"What the hell why did you grab my tittys."
"Its National Grab Titty Day that's why"
May 1st - The national day for taking time to celebrate your friends who are little bitches.
Hey Jordan, what did you do for National Little Bitch Day last week?
A cold winters day we’re papas make chicken noo noo (it’s good for the soul)
Hey papa can we make chicken noo noo
Why yes Zach it is cold and it’s national chicken noo noo day
For all the couples in between a relationship and a friendship. Not sure if they are just having fun or in a real relationship. This day is for you.
“Omg babe happy National situationship day! You rock!”
On April 27th you support your friends with compliments and love
Tom: Hey you're cute
Jessica: Why thank you Tom
Tom: National Support Day
Jessica: Oh well you're funny
August 14 is national thigh pic day
Hey girl you know is august 14 witch means it's national thigh Cleavage pic day
This holiday falls on the 22nd of April. Everyone must be gay and send nude pics to all their same sex friends. Penis or vagina must be shown during this act.
Oh my god! It's National Everyone Is Gay Day! You gotta send your nudes!