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Fart Shart

Why did you look this up? Anyways the definition is when someone has farted and sharted at the same time

I think i just Fart Shart my self

by WoodenTreez August 28, 2021


farting day

you have to fart on this day or u go to jail

i just took a massive fart on farting day

by farting day November 27, 2022


fart-detecting compound

A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!

Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.

by QuacksO December 5, 2018


Fuckin’ Farts

The act of plowing your significant other whilst trying to hold in a fart and maintain your boner.

I was boning the ol battle axe and had the fuckin’ farts so bad I lost my bone diggity.

by Assdickmcfuckface March 14, 2022


Friendly fart

A particular instance of flatulence that is welcoming and produces no negative side effects in children and small animals upon exposure.

When my traditional family entered THE RADIO SHACK, the cashier emitted a raucous, yet friendly fart. We all giggled in a christian-like manner, which then led to a wonderful discussion on how the flatulence reminded us all of watching the Hallmark Channel with our Grandmothers.

by JP_for_real_this_time October 27, 2021


Fart Blossom

A fart let in order to improve the surrounding odor.

The elevator smelled like piss so I jettisoned a fart blossom to improve the situation.

by Rjb4cards October 19, 2023


jason farted

Ew ew ew jason farted, so stinky

Jason is really gassy and his farts are sexy

Jason farted.

by Farting and pooping October 22, 2023

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