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kitty is a baby cat, cat is a cat, so its a double cat
i have a very cute kitty cat
The cat owned by President Bill Clinton during his administration. A black and white tuxedo cat, Socks was one of two pets in the Clinton White House, along with a dog named Buddy. His likeness also hosted the 1990s version of the Whit House Kids website. Socks was born on March 15th 1989 in Arkansas and died at 19 yeas and 11 months in Maryland.
Person 1: Who was the best presidential pet?
Person 2: Socks the cat), obviously.
Bad case of diarrhea. Repeated trips to the bathroom
He can’t go hiking because he has the cats March to the ash heap.
When you find an item for cheaper at another store
Bruh did you see the price of that lawnmower at the home depot? I almost traded for cat claws
The most ugliest scumbag u will ever meet
Ooh look at smiley cat, she needs to die
When a fart's stench takes it's sweet time to mosey on to it's intended victim and lingers for a long time.
My girlfriend had The 'Fat Cat' Effect during sex last night... I think I'm going to break up with her