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When one gets home from work sits down and drinks until he or she blacks out.
Hey bro want to sit down blackout?
The act having an umbrella inserted into your anus (handle first) then your partner opens it. Followed by the act of running around creating enough draft to pull the umbrella out.
Man last night was great until Sheila tried giving me the upside down Mary Poppins.
An act in which you place two slices of bread in your buttcrack while a Bigfoot in a gimp suit paints you like one of his
French girls to the sound of Freebird. This is typically performed in September.
I took off the first weekend to Canada, in hopes of a little low down dirty toaster action. It was aight.
Urban dictonary is so down its not showing the like and dislike buttons an
Something Call Of Duty fanboys love to do.
Dude i played CS:GO today and i didn't know how to aim down sights there! HELP!
Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
Omniman: Let Me Break It Down For You Mark...
Invincible:...
A down bad individual is someone who would do anything for sexual attention, even if it means clowning on themselves.
Bro Justin is such a down bad individual, he spent 6 hours chasing women and basically plummeted his street cred