The day you get to punch a dick in the dick
Anna: *punches her ex who cheated on her in the dick*
Jake: Why did u punch me in the dick?
Anna: Because it’s October 26th
Jake: Meaning?
Anna: Its punch a dick in the dick day
A day where you roast your crush/ ex
Ex/ crush :I bet you're dating your dad/mum
You: atleast I have a dad
Or
Ex/crush: It's October 26th idiot
You: You can't talk about your personality in mirror
It is the day to tease any Zariah’s you know
October 26
Zariah why do you sneeze like a kitten
National pop a titty for a pizza boy day
It’s October 26th time to pop a titty
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National flash a titty for a pizza boy day
It’s October 26th time to flash a titty
The Osaka prince, Nakamoto Yuta's birthday. On this day everyone must go watch his cover of the song "White" and wish him the best birthday.
"Its October 26th, that means I better go watch White"
National take a shit on your desk day
In the middle of class, stand up an your desk and drop a fat one in the center of it
On october 26, I took a big shit on my desk