Beer Poo

The shit you take after drinking a large amount of alcohol to try to wash some of the toxins out of your body.

Matt: Jeez last night was a bit heavy. I've got a massive headache.
Wookie: Yeah I still feel like shit I really need a beer poo.

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Pee Poo

The act of the dump. Defecation. A refined definition of poopy or poo pee. Generally used by the high brow crowd due to it's higher accuracy of the actual chain of events.

Mort - "Wow, that poo pee was one of my bests. I could have sworn, the flys were on it before it left me."
Sol - "How many time do I have to tell you..."
Mort - "Oh right, it's pee poo, I did pee first. Forgive me Sol."

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force-poo

When a Jedi is constipated (jedi food is notoriously rich), this special force power both lubricates the Jedi anus and produces a tremendous down-thrust, thus clearing the blockage.

Obi Wan could hear the tie-fighters wizzing past the Millenium Falcon, he concluded his (until then sedate) morning-loaf with a brisk force-poo and ran to the laser-cannon.

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Poo Bumps

The warning sign of goose bumps that a big poop is about to happen. There is typically little chance of holding in a poop when this warning sign occurs.

Will began frantically searching for a bathroom as soon as his poo bumps appeared.

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mental poo

'Mental poo' is stuff that people will start talking about that have no relevance to anything, including the current conversation, and usually includes just random stuff that has no bearing on ANYTHING.

Basically, their head is filled with random shit and they're just spilling.

We were talking about cars and then Jim came over and started spewing all this mental poo.

He started talking about a shit he took and how it reminded him of banging this chick in college and that he needs to go buy bread on the way home.

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poo pains

Aches and cramping associated with holding in a pending bowel movement.

I don't care how nasty the gas station bathroom is...I got bad poo pains.

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working poo

Taking a dump while on the clock.

I was gonna go before I left the house, but decided to make it a working poo.

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