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a disorganization of great magnitude with a relatively vast amount of experience. Not to be confused with a young ole mess, or a young new mess, or a big young mess.
Girl: I'm such a big ole mess.
Guy: at least you're not a young new mess, those are the worst.
A generic archetype for an anecdotal old person or animal; usually derogatory when used towards an old man ie, geezer, but can be used as a term of endearment for pets that resemble an old man .
"Just remember to pay ol' Man Mcgee his dues!" (using terse air quotes around Ol' man McGee, insinuating that this person is old, crotchety and greedy)
"Oh look at that old man dog, he's so cute! Look at me, I'm ol' man Mcgee!" (said while playing with the dog using affectionate dog speech)
"Hey kids, I'm ol' man McGee, stay off my lawn or I'll cane ya!" (said in an Adam Sandler comedic pitch)
Term for explosively shitting somewhere other than a toilet
Just gave the cat the ol' brown spray
The clean way to say big ol tittes
Look at them tig ol bittes
When you anally insert a payday candy bar in someone.
Last night I gave my old lady The Ol Rocky Road.
A man with a hip length proportional to elephant tusks.
Alec could not fit his body inside Sava's mother, hence he is referred to as ol' wide hips.