The clean way to say big ol tittes
Look at them tig ol bittes
When you take a shit on the floor then instead of wiping, you scoot across the floor leaving streaks.
-She shit on the floor then scooted away without wiping.
-Ah, the ol muddy slug.
Term for explosively shitting somewhere other than a toilet
Just gave the cat the ol' brown spray
A man with a hip length proportional to elephant tusks.
Alec could not fit his body inside Sava's mother, hence he is referred to as ol' wide hips.
The action of placing a firework within a black person's (commonly known as a nigger) ass, and detonating it.
I gave Hazel the Ole' Cooner Boomer and her nephews thanked me with Grape Kool-Aid and a B.J.
When you slip a urinal cake inside of your boss' coffee mug while they aren't looking.
guy #1: "Hey man, I just gave my boss the Ol' blue dipper while he wasn't looking."
guy #2: "Did you steep it in his coffee like tea?"
Boss: "Agh! what's in my coffee!??"
guy #1: There it is!