Liam Payne

This gorgeous boy? Oh yeah hes only 1/5 of One Direction, DADDY DIRECTIONER, hates spoons and LOOOVES turtles. Is dating Danielle Peazer but is secretly married to Hayley Andros. He is so smexxxy(:

Liam Payne is a sexy mother fucker

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Liam Payne

A 27 year old man from Wolverhampton with the most adorable smile who never fails to make us feel save, loved, and valid.

"Liam Payne is the cutest and sweetest man alive"

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Liam Farrell

stupid. asshole. fuckboy. gay. mltherfucking. cunt. that. only. asks. for nudes. and head. and has abs. and big dicks. but still complete asshole. fucking fuckboys.

Liam Farrell

Liam; "Your ugly"
You; "Thanks"
Liam: "Nudes?"

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Liam

someone who likes to break girl's hearts. someone who thinks that he can have any girl wrapped around his finger and turns himself into a cocky little fuck boy. someone who took away a girls happiness. someone who ripped out a girl's heart and crushed into a million pieces.

Girl 1: "I can't believe Liam did that to Mackenzie!"
Girl 2: "I know right, he completely broke Mackenzie"

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Evil Liam

a enormous beast that starts life as an ordinary liam, but when angered he transforms into evil liam ( a blue hulk) armed witha 3 foot skinning knive which he throws at range to skin everyone he can see. It is also a very cunning and cruel creature with a highly developed brain with can easily outsmart its prey (everyone else)

U DID THIS TO ME!!!! (skins u)

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Liam Ereaut

Some bastard that will steal your cheese.

Remember Liam Ereaut? That bastard who stole my cheese?

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Liam Jordan

Gorgeous, lovely and one heck of an amazing guy. He's a definate lady's man and ALWAYS lives life to the full..

Liam Jordan is also slang for..
THE FITTEST OF FITTIES

Oh I wish you were Liam Jordan..

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