In Northern Ireland mail means to date someone usually they will ask over text “mail xx” and if you said yes the u would probs talk over Snapchat and irl it would be awkward but if you said no you would tell all your ewww he asked me for a mail cause after that he would probs ask every other girl In your class until someone said yes also these mails would last a day or a week at most
Oh yeah I’m mailing him
He asked me for a mail last week ewww
My Ass Is Laughing.
Used when LOL won't cut it. Similar to LMAO, Smeh or ROFL
Ex:
Otto: Whats ur biggest fear?
Otto: Mine is knowing we almost never met. You?
Chapman: BEARS MAIL
Chapman:
Otto: MAIL so hard rn
My Ass Is Laughing
Used to describe when something is so funny LMAO just won't cut it.
Chapman: anal is for assholes
Ottoman: MAIL rn
You've got mail! Check your letterbox.
You've got mail!
Dies of explosion.
A booty call through email.
J: Check your email.
P: Did I just receive a booty mail from you?
J: See ya tonight!
Obscure sexual act in which a mailbox slot is used as a glory hole
John: "Dude, i totally did a Junk Mail on Mary's house!"
Matt: "Haha that's a sick prank!"
Glory holing through a mail slot.
Did you hear that tom totally junk mailed linda last nite!