er waddever

Meaning is, " or Whatever".

You have any cigs er waddever?

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ne'er-do-well(s)(s)(s)(s)(s)(s)(s)

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25%er

Someone who only reads about a quarter of your text and completely misses the point you are making. A text skimmer

His 25%er habits caused frequent miscommunications

(I) am (H)ere (F)or (Y)ou

I AM HERE FOR YOU

I'm here for you, don't worry about anything. (I) am (H)ere (F)or (Y)ou.

Ere yesterday

The day before yesterday.

I watched an encore of MasterChef ere yesterday.

Get er' goin

The act of pumping someone up prior to doing something rather Godly.

Huskyz: Get er' goinnn Aleeccccccc!!!! Get your fucking Crewcab Goin!!

Alec: Oh muh gawd dude!! I'm frickin piassed out thereeesss!! WAAAAHHHHHH (Motor/Exhaust roars)

Som[m]ers

Sommers...
The most amazing last name to exist and its soon to be mine!

Damn.. Sommers is really handsome!