Some douchebag or dumbass attempts or accomplish such a "cool move" action to show off or show the skills they've gain from their whole miserable life.
To speak this sentence, the comma acts as a pause between the word 'wow' and 'cool'.
Jack just did a three-pointer 3 times in a row! Wow, cool kid.
Jerry mimics an NPC walk. Wow, cool kid.
She said a bad word. Wow, cool kid.
This kid just called me a nigga. Wow, cool kid.
He just told me he lost his virginity. Wow, cool kid.
When someone does do something incredibly shocking, and the only thing you can say is "WOW."
Person 1: Yo bro, you remember that girl Josh use to call chopped?
Person 2: Yea what happened?
Person 1: He fucked her last night at the rooftop party.
Person 2: .... I SAID WOW.
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An introspective moment when you realize how freaking great your life really is.
*While looking at the ocean and holding the hand of the one you love*
You: "I'm having an Oh Wow Moment."
Lover: "Awh! I know! I can't believe this is real life. It's all happening like a fairy tale."
an individual with severe anger issues, outlet for his anger includes sodomizing ones anal cavity with a remote control, inflicting pain on one self with a shoe. Other acts of anger include hitting a car with a bat, smashing fathers guitar, climbing in a tree, smashing vacuums and general disorderly conduct.
hey did you see that wow freakout kid?
Dude i totally went wow freakout kid on her ass last night i just wrecked it.
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A weekly smoke out with you and your friends. However you may also call out "Pow Wow Sunday" randomly and your friends then owe you a bowl in a smoke out.
"Pow Wow Sunday!"
"Time to get high!"
"Fuck!Load me a bowl!?"
" Its sunday morning, better get more weed for the Pow Wow!"
Just the greatest South Park episode hands down.
"He is going around killing innocent civilians as we speak"
"OH MY GOD!! MY KIDS ARE PLAYING WORLD OF WARCRAFT RIGHT NOW!"
"Jim! Your kids' characters are already dead..."
"NOOOOO!!! THEY JUST STARTED PLAYING...."
-South Park WoW
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A phrase from an old NES game called Bokasuka Wars (which is regarded as the worst game ever by many). Whenever the player lost the game (which was quite often), the words "WOW, YOU LOSE" appaeared on-screen.
Player: *loses game*
Game: WOW, YOU LOSE!
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