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All the best people in the whole freaking world were born on this day. They are sexy, kind, and smart as hell. If you’re lucky enough to know a girl born on May 5 you should totally date her.
Wow! This girl is smoking hot! She was definitely born on May 5
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this guy has a massive dick like he could make you not walk for over a month with his really biggggggg cock
he was born may 5 this guy has a massive dick big 😩
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something you say when your friend is thinking of visiting the theatre
kenny: i wanna go watch that new jake paul the movie the sequel the part 2, but i dont have the money to
eric: ok then 5 bucks if you suck my nuts
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In 5$TAR we ALL get bitches but…
We are ALL GAY AS SHIT
Girl: Can I suck ur dick sexy 5$TAR member
Guy: Only Maxy Pooh can
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National peepee day. Go get all the peepees you want
My Gay self: Jabari I want ur meat give it here
Jabari: what no
Me: It’s November 5
Jabari: Fine UwU
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A 5 min break from any event or activity that is mandatory to take. Derived from Union contracts that factor in breaks for Union workers.
Hey after we're done draining this pool lets take a Union 5.
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The VCE subjects (year 12 in Victoria, Australia) chosen by Caucasian students, it is the opposite of the Asian 5. Usually are: Mainstream English, Further mathematics, Business Management, Food Technology, Physical Education (PE) and HHD (Health and Human Development) in year 11 or Media in year 12. All subjects that scale down.
Hayden: Bro, I wanna be a tradie when I get outta school but I still wanna graduate
Dylan: sick bro, you better do the Caucasian 5
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