December 22./23.

Day to go finding unicorns.

Hey! Today is December 22./23. let's go finding unicorns.

23 Skidoo

The drip, crotch-nasties, the gift that keeps on giving...

Yes, an STD. (generally chlamidiya, gonnorhea, something that can be treated with penicillin or Cipro).

This phrase was used a lot in the circles I hung out with in the late 80's/early 90's.

Keith: "I was gonna do her, but I sniffed her coochie and realized I'd get the 23 skidoo from her."
Thomas: "Dude, that sux you didn't get any, but it beats going to the doctor."

OR

Keith: "Yeah, I did her a week ago, and I had to go to the doctor today to get rid of the 23 skidoo she gave me. Fuckin' whore!"
Thomas: "Shit, that sux man. I won't tell anyone." "HEY, MIKE! KEITH GOT THE 23 SKIDOO FROM DONNA!!!"

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23/12/21

happy birthday to the most loving beautiful human being out there. you really deserve the world. my silly little coon. you have the best personality and a great sense of humour. you never fail to put a smile on my face that’s for sure. i love talking to you so much, you make me feel so happy. i love our hugs. you hold onto me like i’m your little baby. you make me feel so safe. my home. you can sometimes be hard to talk to but i try my best. i really do. i hope the best for us. thank you so much for everything. were on our journey making new memories everyday. i wish we continue to do so and even if we can’t or don’t i’m forever grateful for the memories we did make. im glad i can say you are mine.thank you!
i love you so so much and i hope you have a blessed day you really deserve it.
xx

23/12/21 babes bday:)

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October 23/24

Kiss your bf or gf on the lips
Not on the cheek on the lips

On october 23/24 you have to kiss your bf or gf on the lips

Only on the lips if not then you are not a good couple

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June 23

It's when the girl ur dm rn has to send a titie pic

Yo its june 23 gimme some titue

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Feb 23

Suck ur cousins dick day

Hey coz it’s feb 23 u have to do it ok here daddy

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Thottery Code 23

Attempted thottery, penal code 23 in the book of Thot Patrol.

The act of making an attempt to be a thot in public or private locations without legal permission.

We have a Thottery Code 23, I repeat, Thottery code 23. Requesting backup.

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