Rural Dictionary

Person 27

The one that is the father of someone unknown

Person 0 died in a war
person 1 normal example now has scizophrenia
person 2 person 1's friend
person 3 former neglected guy
person 4 unexistant
person 5 the popular guy of the example world
person 6 the demon of the example word
person 7 person 1's partner
person 8 omega male
person 9 the nerd
person 10 emo and person 3's friend
person 11 the sus person
Person 12 the person kicked out of the timeline
Person 13 only appeared once
Person 14 the air around them
Person 15 was just born
Person 16 person 12s twin
Person 17 wanted
Person 18 God
Person 19 devil
Person 20 murderer
Person 21 victim of Person 20
Person 22 witnessed the murder
Person 23 illusion
Person 24 species extinct
Person 25 helps person 18
Person 26 outside the universe

Person 0: dies
Person 27: good job, son.

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ September 6, 2023

Number 27 at Chipotle

The number 27 at Chipotle involves a man with only a ski mask and leather straps walking into the chipotle kitchen and shitting into a tortilla and then jizzing all over the shit and then making a salad were the man pisses in it and then excretes little shit balls from his anus and using that instead of tomatoes, the salad then goes onto the tortilla with the shit and jizz still on there, the man then wraps the tortilla turning it into a burrito walks out of the kitchen then says to the customer while covered in shit jizz and piss "Here's your number 27"

"That Number 27 at Chipotle was really good, but it was missing something"

by JoeyFi December 12, 2023