A poor man starved from fame by those jerk offs Guy 1 and Guy 2
Guy 1: Yo man did you do destroy dick December last year?
Guy 2: Naw man, but you know I will this year.
Guy 3:
The day the hottest person was born
Person A: “It’s my 4th Persia’s teachers birthday today!”
Person B: “he must be hot! It’s April 3rd! Everyone born today is hot”
The world's most expensive flashlight simulator.
We lost power at my house while I was playing Doom 3; I didn't notice for 3 hours.
sharon is the prettiest girl in the world she’s just so damn perfect and loved
yo who is that she’s gorgeous
that’s sharon<3
National slap your short friends day
November 3 is national slap your short friends day
The last step in a systematic and carefully devised cunning tripartite strategy.
Step 1: invade Iraq
Step 2: ?
Step 3: PROFIT!
A reference to the song “Heather” by Conan Gray. In the lyrics he sings
“I still remember third of December, me and your sweater”
On 3 December you should switch/give a polyester sweater with/to someone.
“Have my polyester shirt”
“Why?”
“It’s 3 December, you know, like the song?”
“Oh!”