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Simultaneous saxophone playing - the female sucks the male's saxophone while he sucks her saxophone. Gay and lesbian versions of the Saxophone 69 are also practiced.
Billy and Jane simultaneously played each other saxophones while laying in opposite directions in a belly-to-belly position, thus performing the Saxophone 69.
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When two cops have stopped to talk to each other and park drivers window to drivers window. Named to the resemblance to the 69 sex position.
last night i was pulled over by the high school. I didn't see the swine 69 in the parking lot.
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When you are taking a picture or filming somebody who in turn is taking a picture or filming you. The full circle of digital capturing is video 69'ing.
Let's video 69 so both of our views of eachother are captured simultaneously.
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the 69 paradox is the philosophical concept defined by the powerhouse philosopher Sealeft. It is derived from the idea of the sex act in which participants are able to stimulate orally simultaneously. The way of breaking the cycle is through orgasm, providing a means to an end, however since it is impossible to cum at the same time there is an imbalance in this chain. The concept makes this applicable to philosophical paradoxes which are technically breakable, but very unlikely, with the more common outcome in attempt most likely creating imbalance.
the 69 paradox was implimented in "the chicken and the egg" problem, breaking this cycle likely through imbalance rather than a direct freeing from the cycle at once.
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A term for the act of a stoner inhaling another smoke-exhale, often through a can or tube to make it less gay. They say a large percentage of thc is lost when smoking. This helps to get the most when you have little weed to be split between 2 people.
Man, I'm almost out of ganj. Guess well have to stoner 69. Alright, you suck and I blow!
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When you're sitting in rush hour traffic, making less than two inches of progress per hour, and you suddenly look at the girl in your passenger seat and make the sometimes, but not always, mutual decision to have sex in the back seat.
let's I-69
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i thought of this myself, its when you are taking a dump in your bathroom and your partner decides to come in and suck your penis, thus making it a blumkin. but instead you flip her upside down and start to lick her vagina making the 69 position thus making it a 69 blumkin
dude omg she blew me while i was takin a shiz and i was all, "imma return the favor" so while she was still suckin i fliped her upside down and i ate her out at the same time yeah. she was like i love 69 and i love blumkins, i love the 69 blumkin.
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