Official "poke your friend in the kidneys" day
Mark: *walking by*
Ted: *pokes Mark in the kidneys*
M: Ow dude, what the hell was that!
T: Relax, today's 8th of December!
M: Oh, yeah, my bad g.
Hey have you ever visited the 8th Wonder of the World? Yeah dude, I just visited Kaley Wong earlier today!!
National Shristi date Kenny day!
Are shristi and kenny dating?” “yea ofc it’s Nov 8th!”
Today is a special day. If your birthday was on 5th, only your future husband can congratulate you on your birthday today. En serio Patricia no me odies iré contigo al huerto a recoger patatas y tomates🥺
OH, YOU DIDN'T CONGRATULATE YOUR CRUSH'S BIRTHDAY ON 5TH, BUT TODAY IS 8TH FEBRUARY SO YOU GOT A SECOND CHANCE
April 8th is national Fuck someone day, go to ur bf or gf and go fuck em'
its April 8th National Fuck day lets fuck
Yes
Neo from 8th grade is one of the most obnoctious people on earth and if anyone says otherwise an alternate universe is created moments before and the words were never said.
Neo from 8th grade is really horrible, right?
Yeah but...
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Yeah he's annoying
See also 8l. It's the best group ever, allied to the glorious PG, they both kick ass.
Pd: VAK, CSO, NAK, MAD, CR and ORIGIN eat dick.
PD 2: British cucks give Malvians
DevilsWolf (8th infantry commander): Tiocfaidh ár lá.
Captain Oct: What's he saying? oh right, free the north, ireland kek