July 8th 2050

The day Thur United Kingites of Thur Krown or the UKK invade Papua New Guinea. This is the date it will happen or it may be on the leader's birthday, it depends if they get lazy.

Random: "What's happening on July 8th 2050?"
Kingite of Thur Krown: "We're invading Papua New Guinea"
Random: "Why?"
Kingite of Thur Krown: "Because Thur Krowned Head, Yurius Guderian, said so 2 years ago"

May 8th

National Drink Day

Let’s get Starbucks on May 8th for national drink day

May 8th

National say yes day
Pick someone who you know and they must answer yes to everything you ask in some way

Sharon, "tell me when u last has sex?"
Bailey, "no"
Sharon, "it's national say yes day (may 8th)"
Bailey, "oh yeah, it was with your brother yesterday"
Sharon, "wait what?"

May 8th

National give a gift to any Alice you know

Alice: it’s my birthday

Friend: omg I have to get you something

Alice: good cause you have to give any Alice a gift on may 8th

May 8th

the day when a girl asks their crush out, and if you are a boy, you just hope its you

hey its May 8th so like im confessing that i like you and im gonna take you on a date because i feel like it (girl)
hey i wish a girl would ask me out (boy)

8th Wonder of the World

Yo homegirl's Coochie

Hey have you ever visited the 8th Wonder of the World? Yeah dude, I just visited Kaley Wong earlier today!!

8th february

Today is a special day. If your birthday was on 5th, only your future husband can congratulate you on your birthday today. En serio Patricia no me odies iré contigo al huerto a recoger patatas y tomates🥺

OH, YOU DIDN'T CONGRATULATE YOUR CRUSH'S BIRTHDAY ON 5TH, BUT TODAY IS 8TH FEBRUARY SO YOU GOT A SECOND CHANCE