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When you are taking a picture or filming somebody who in turn is taking a picture or filming you. The full circle of digital capturing is video 69'ing.
Let's video 69 so both of our views of eachother are captured simultaneously.
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the 69 paradox is the philosophical concept defined by the powerhouse philosopher Sealeft. It is derived from the idea of the sex act in which participants are able to stimulate orally simultaneously. The way of breaking the cycle is through orgasm, providing a means to an end, however since it is impossible to cum at the same time there is an imbalance in this chain. The concept makes this applicable to philosophical paradoxes which are technically breakable, but very unlikely, with the more common outcome in attempt most likely creating imbalance.
the 69 paradox was implimented in "the chicken and the egg" problem, breaking this cycle likely through imbalance rather than a direct freeing from the cycle at once.
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A term for the act of a stoner inhaling another smoke-exhale, often through a can or tube to make it less gay. They say a large percentage of thc is lost when smoking. This helps to get the most when you have little weed to be split between 2 people.
Man, I'm almost out of ganj. Guess well have to stoner 69. Alright, you suck and I blow!
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When you're sitting in rush hour traffic, making less than two inches of progress per hour, and you suddenly look at the girl in your passenger seat and make the sometimes, but not always, mutual decision to have sex in the back seat.
let's I-69
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i thought of this myself, its when you are taking a dump in your bathroom and your partner decides to come in and suck your penis, thus making it a blumkin. but instead you flip her upside down and start to lick her vagina making the 69 position thus making it a 69 blumkin
dude omg she blew me while i was takin a shiz and i was all, "imma return the favor" so while she was still suckin i fliped her upside down and i ate her out at the same time yeah. she was like i love 69 and i love blumkins, i love the 69 blumkin.
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An alternative name for anyone named Janet.
Michael Jacksons sister, 69 Lovehearts, sure does have nice abdominal muscles.
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A sexual position. It is like the 69 oral sex position. but you guessed it... standing. It requires strength, determination and being able to be upside down for a while. In a single sex 69 standing the lighter partner is upside down while both partners perform oral sex on the other. In hetro relationships, the girl is upside down. The one standing is usually the one hold the other up. Usually performed by gymnasts and circus folk. WARNING: do not try while cartwheeling.
OMG I just 69ed standing with Olivia, she's so fat.
Thank god my boy is ripped so he can hold me while we 69 standing
Did you hear about Chloe and Andy! They tried to do the 69 cartwheel! Now Andy is a girl and Chloe has stitches in her p*ssy
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