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The act of texting using only one's nipples. Nipples must be small enough to hit the keys and industrious enough to know how to spell.
Girl: did you wish a headache on me because I wouldn't bring you a latte?
Boy: no, breast pain.
Girl: it didn't work, I'm still able to nipple text you.
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When all of the text is a link to a definition on Urban Dictionary.
(Person 1 is browsing Urban Dictionary)
Person 1: Goddamnit, not another blue text submission.
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When you send a random generated predictive text. Open the texting app start with a letter and peck the middle suggested word.
WTF bro, why do keep pecker texting me?
ho I am gonna go buy some milk and I'll take the rest out and get knocked off
WTF, knock it off!
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receiving a lecture by text message
Text-Lec from Dad to Daughter: Don't u think gvn the current economy u should have a new job b 4 u quit ur existing 1?
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A long, almost letter like email sent via text message.
It takes forever to read the email-text Brandy sends me!
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The act of strategically picking and choosing who you do and don't reply to while continuing to post on every other form of social media.
Is it just me or is Sarah selective texting like a mawfucka tonight?
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The act of texting someone who doesn't know your number creepy things like "I see you," best done while in the same room as your prey so you can see them freak out. Often done by friends or stalkers.
text conversation:
creeper: we r watching u
guy: who r u?
creeper: still watching
guy: srsly who r u?
guy yells "WHO IS CREEPER TEXTING ME?!?!"
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