waved him off

A name for a hand gesture you do to someone when you want them to do your bidding and/or change their mind for them. It is a reference to the Jedi mindtrick seen in the Star Wars movie where the Jedi says "these are not the droids you are looking for" and gestures and the bad guys reply "these are not the droids we are looking for and walk away. They really were the droids they were looking for.

Tina: "How did you get Max to work for you again so you could get a couple weeks off?"
Jeff: "I waved him off with the old Jedi mind control. It was easy."

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big wave dave

what you would refer to MEGADETH front man dave mustaine if he were a surfer

hey dude check out big wave dave surfing on his v guitar

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Mystery Wave Rider

Sexual act of penetrating an obese woman:

Doggy style, placing the penis into the ass crack, then generously smacking the right and left butt cheeks simultaneously which generates a fatty suction wave, pulling the penis into a mystery hole, either the vajayjay or pooper.

Note: Requires minimal effort for penetration.

"Yeah man, last night I performed the Mystery Wave Rider on her in the hot tub!"

Big Wave Macca

An individual who is renowned for risking his life to catch the biggest waves ever

Big Wave Macca surfed an enormous wave.

Blue Ocean Wave

1. The mixture of blue Gatorade and alcohol. (usually liquor)
2. A common way for students to sneak alcohol into school.

Kid 1: "Can I waterfall that Gatorade?"
Kid 2: "No, this is Blue Ocean Wave."
Kid 1: "I didn't know you drank at school."

Era of his waves

The fancy way to say "error of your ways."

Jack used to beat up his old man, but then he found the era of his waves.

Era of his waves

The fancy way to say "error of your ways."

Jack used to beat up his old man, but then he found the era of his waves.