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The condom kept in every man's wallet that never gets used
D: Hey it looks like Andy might get some action tonight
E: Dont count on it man he just pulled the lost in your eyes gag.
D: Looks like his wallet buddy wont get used once again
When committing an act that would otherwise be immoral, taboo, or inappropriate with a single friend or more, one may invoke "buddy code" to create an immunity cloak and thus be excused from ridicule or codemnation by other friends or members of society.
Could you believe Silly willingly took a tea bag to the face from his buddy from Halbrook? Good thing he Buddy Coded or else his sexuality would be in grave doubt!
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A person or partner to whom you need in order to exit a building or an area safely.
"Do you have your exit buddy?"
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A person who you sleep with to then wake up with in the morning to have sex with
Jessica: Yeah last night I had Jake over as a Morning Buddy and god I love waking up to him going down on me
Brooklyn: God I'll have to invite him over to be my Morning Buddy sometime
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A click of people who all post messages on a forum, and are all virtual friends with each other through the posting. They tend to exaggerate everything they post, and post the simplest and most benign stuff just to increase their post count. When a poster from outside the click posts, the click usually attacks that poster simply because the click feels that they own the forum, and anyone else who posts is an outsider. A common way to identify a group of board buddies is to post an intelligent message, or ask a legitimite question on a board, and when 4 or 5 other posters all gang up and respond making stupid remarks, or hijack the thread and take it off the subject, you've found a group of board buddies. Board buddies have poor social skills in public, so they sit at a computer and post hundreds of messages per week on their favorite site. They also have a tendency to share everything and anything about their personal lives amongst each other forgetting the web is public. They reveal more about themselves than they would to their own families, making it very easy to figure out who they are, where they live, and what their personal lives are all about.
Smitty posted a good question on the forum, and 5 board buddies all ganged up on him and made all kind of stupid remarks that didn't even have anything to do with his question.
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It's basically friends with benefits!!!
Hey do you want to be my bus buddy
Sure when do we shag
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Like "cock blocking" but instead, it's a friend that, for whatever reason keeps the other two friends of a three friend group from becoming close.
*3 friends get into fight, 2 have been hanging out*
Best friend #1: "Why didn't we become bestfriends before now?"
Best friend #2: "I think (insert friends name) has been buddy blocking us!!"
Friend: "Oopsie." 😳
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