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One who is not usually associated with drugs that actually smokes frequently.
Friend1: "Do you want to know a secret about Marissa in our AP Lit class?"
Friend2: "I already know, she's a surprise stoner!"
A marijuana user who views, observes, and deeply thinks after smoking marijuana
Kid at a Party: Dude, check out that kid chillin on the couch just watchin everyone.
Another Kid at a Party: Yeah he's toasted right now. He's more of an observant stoner, he just chills.
The act of tipping a bag of chips into one's mouth to get the last bit of crumbs.
So, thanks to Jessica and her stoner tip move, we are out of chips. Everyone say " thanks, Jessica!"
The ideas and plans which stoners make while high, often never carried out due to forgetting or laziness.
Example of stoner dreams:
Kevin: "Hey Ron, we should make a movie about a stoner dude who time travels to the past and people think he's Jesus"
Ron: Yeah dude, awesome idea, we will, one day"
20 Years Later...
no movie
A person who watches others get stoned and cant get stoned, either because he's on probation or because..he doesn't want to or whatever.
living vicariously through other stoners.
guy 1- yo man, whats up with greg?"
guy 2- he's sitting over there with us but he aint gettin high"
guy 3- hes on probo, yo, yunno, just one'a them vicarious stoners"
all- ohhhhhh, dig."
Someone who always has weed in their pockets, and smokes on it all day, no matter where they are.
Guy 1: "Dude, you wanna get high right here in the auditorium? I brought some weed with me."
Guy2: "Man you're such a pocket stoner. But yes, yes I would like to smoke the stickiest of the icky with you."
A person who runs a drugs business better than the cartel but he has little to no friends
I got the weed from stoner the loner