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A person who remains obsessed with an ex lover, continuing to maintain communication long after the breakup and harboring visions of getting back together despite multiple failed attempts.
Rog: So you coming to the holiday party?
Tom: Yeah, for shizzle
Rog: Bringing anyone?
Tom: I was thinking about asking my ex wife
Rog: Damn yo, you're still into that?
Tom: What can I say?
Rog: You're a serious ex addict, bro. Might want to get that looked into
Tom: Yeah, I know. I like the punishment
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Extreme craving for blogging.
An extension of the Internet Addiction Disorder or (IAD).
What´s going on with Sara? She looks so weird.
It´s a BAD day today for her.
How´s that?
Blog Addiction Disorder (BAD). No Internet connection for the last hour an a half so, no blogging no life.
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Doodle Jump addiction Is a medical disorder which originates from playing the popular iPod , ipad , and iPhone game excessively. This dissorder is a
permenant one and no treatment or cure has been found so far.
Symptoms: bags under eyes, halucinating green and blue platforms before your eyes, hearing gameplay
sounds at random times and Prolonged imaginary conversations with the game's charater, Doodler .
Joey: Dude, what's up with John?
Gregg: he's got Doodle Jump addiction (DJA), dude.
John: Dont worry doodler I'll save you... Hehe..hehe..
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A condition where a person is highly susceptible to becoming addicted to technological gadgets or online tools.
Also known as CAPS
I can't get off Facebook. I totally have Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome.
My parents won't get me an Xbox because I have Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome.
The disease for a person who's too addicted to their ipod or other mp3 to pay attention to anyone or anything and is not able to enjoy their life.
Guy 1: "Hey man, what's up with that dude? All he does is sit and play with his ipod."
Guy 2: "I don't know dude, I think he has Ipod Addiction Syndrome (IAS)."
Guy 1: "Oh. Sucks to be him."
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A mental disorder causing one to go to convenience stores for non-necessity products. (usually enhanced by munchies)
Yo Nick has the worst CSAS (Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome), last night when we were cruising he went to 7-11 three times.
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AUAD for short, a disorder caused by playing too much Among Us.
Symptoms include:
- seeing the "Crewmate" shape in everyday objects
- randomly saying the phrases "When the imposter is sus", "Amogus Sus", or "Sussy Baka".
- the uncontrollable urge to play Among Us
An individual diagnosed with AUAD must be kept away from the internet and from any devices that can be used to play Among Us. Any person who has been on the internet during 2020 to 2021 has a high chance of developing AUAD and thus must be surpervised by a trained professional.
"Why is Joe so obssessed with wanting to play Among Us?"
"Yeah that's because he has AUAD."
"What's that?"
"Among Us Addiction Disorder, anyone that has AUAD is obssessed with Among Us"
"Damn, that's rough. It is a bit annoying that Joe keeps urging us to play Among Us though."
"Yeah, nothing we can do, just give him some time and hopefully he'll recover"