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He is stupid as duck. Some people just call him "dolbaeb".
Alan has big dick
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Alan, Do you watch monkey porn?
Alan is a wonderful guy with a MASSIVE heart. He also has EXTRA big feet. Has fluffy guinea pigs called Spud and Doug, they also have MASSIVE feet. Alan uses a lot of product on his beard that is really shiny and fluffy and nice.
Also he wants people to know that he has very masculine hands (WHICH ARE ALSO BIG).
Alan likes soup and brown hair ;)
Alan is the best guy you could have and if you talk to a Alan and you like him you should tell him I promise you he will like you back he is the most caring person I have ever met and you should tell him you like him because he likes you back
Alan: yo was up
Her: Hi
Alan: let me get in your pool
Her: alr come on
Alan: this is chill
Her: I like you
Alan: I like you too.. I been had a crush on you since we met
The best person you’ll ever meet, a go getter, and a great friend to those close to him
He’s so easy to be around must be an Alan