I Am your mom

I am your mom.

your mom

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i am about to nut

YOU'RE MOM GAY HAHAHAHA KYS I'LL DESTROY UR PUSSY NIGGER

I AM ABOUT TO NUT NIGGAAAAAAA

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i am cool like that

A nicer way of saying " I don't need your help, I am good the way I am"

Mom: can I help you with your homework?

Son: no thanks, I am cool like that.

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I am in love with you

Something you say when you are drunk or high. No meaning at all. Never say it to anyone.

her: I am in love with you
him: are you drunk?

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I am on a FBI watchlist

a phrase used to state that you've done something something metaphorically criminal

Sir Robert The Thirtieth: I am on a FBI watchlist for what happened tuesday
Joe: what happened
Sir Robert the Thirtieth: You do not want to know.

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i am thank you

Thankful to someone

You turned my life into happy life

I am thank you

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i am funny funny

A face that is included in the territorial expansion of the western world, mainly in algeria.

The man located to the left of my uncle's pimp moble is funny funny?

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