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The act of getting a skanky female bartender's press-on nail stuck in your rectum during coitus.
Man, did you see Ty during happy hour today? He was squirming around in his bar seat. Him and Rachel the bartender must have gone Famous Anus last night.
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A pimple or boil located on the anus. Some people really get off on popping them.
Robbie loves to pop his anus pusbubbles.
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warning this should only be attempted by hardcore christians. this involves taking a stake in the shape of the cross and wrapping it in barbed wire. You then take a replica light saber (courtesy of star wars) and wrap it with the same razor wire used to wrap the stake. The stake is then inserted into the girls ass well chanting ABRA CODABRA and some other crazy hymns. You then take the light saber and insert it into a bible. You then take the bible and insert the entire concoction into the girls open honey pot until only the end of the lightsaber can be seen. take the end of the light saber and begin spining it making the razor wire rip apart the pages of the bible leaving some holy shit inside her uterus. the remove the stake and pray. usually followed by the little brother. the barbed-anus
The barbed- anus was performed long ago by darth vader. PS. parachute pants
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When the likeness of a whole roast pig is painted on someone's body in such a way that their anus acts as the rosy red apple wedged in said pig's mouth.
Rob asked me to do a joint costume for Halloween this year. I wanted to be a hula girl, so he went as apple anus. The party was great until someone stabbed him. He was delicious.
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a person who's anal cavity has been so often explored that it now permanently has the demensions of a grapefruit.
You know you're a Bitch-anus when:
you fart and you hear a woooooooooosh
your craps come out as chocolate soup rather than chocolate brownies
random objects (such as cellphones, remotes, watches, bedposts, etc...) become lost within the anal cavity and fall out a few days later
your sphincter no longer exists.
your rectum vibrates and it's your friend's self phone
you don't call hot girls back.....damnit
In a sentence: Lindsay, you are such a Bitch-anus. Take that bed post out of your asshole.
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when your anus is jizzed on and then you are ass fucked until your asshole is completely filled with blood.
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An uncouth individual who is so detestable and despicable that the name "anus" would be unsuitable; this is the type of person who, upon thinking of them, makes you visualize an entire cake made up of nothing more than compressed dirty anuses. Hence, an anus cake.
Person: "Hey, that dude just let his dog crap in the middle of the sidewalk and didn't pick it up!"
Person 2: "What a fucking anus cake he is."
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