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When you get rekt by a sweaty 11 year old and you spurt out a angry sentence.
Aw shucks I just got Niggered in the asshole!
A person with full skill at being an asshole.Only men can be a proffesional asshole.Proffesional assholes are very sarcastic,and annoy people for hours.they wont stop until they see your pissed off.(i.e Me)
(Pretends to straighten tie)The proffesional asshole is here
This person can do no wrong in your book. They are up on a pedestal
She put Richard up so high on a pedestal you'd think his shit doesn't stink. Clearly he has a golden asshole
A huge unbroken (pop-can round) long turd that curls around in the toilet bowl like a snake.
I was taking a crap and it felt like I was giving birth to an asshole anaconda. When I was done, I looked into the bowl and saw it curled up looking ready to strike out. It was a triple double flusher before I got rid of that thing!
When hiking, stopping only to let those behind you to catch up and then quickly continuing without letting them rest.
The hike was great, but I am really tired because Colin's friends kept pulling these asshole stops on me.
The anus of a fish which, given that fish spend all their lives in water, would have to provide a very tight seal. Metaphorically, the term is usually used in conjunction with the words "tighter than a" to indicate that someone could hardly be more frugal with his spending.
Tom: "I never leave a tip when I eat out- even if the service was excellent".
Jerry: "Man, you are tighter than a fish's asshole".
When you've had the squits, subsequently have had to wipe your ass about 6 times in less than an hour, what was once plump and robust is now a dry shrivelled husk of an anus. That is chapped asshole.
Awwww.... yooooooo......... I've got chapped asshole