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National get fucked up and fuck someone day
Hey it’s August 6th you know what that means we’re gonna get fucked up and fuck someone
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August 5th is National Ask Out All Single Boys You Know Day!
e.g
Girl: It's August 5th today so, will you go out with me?
Boys: No
Girl: Good! I didn't like any of you anyway !!
It's August 5th!
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August 24 is where we celebrate Kobe and his daughter For everything they’ve done by supporting fans and family and friends
Hey what’s today:
You: August 24 national Kobe day
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National grab ass day. The day where everyone goes out and grabs some booty
Yo it’s August 23 let’s go grab some booty
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The birthdate of someone cruel and foul mouthed, and can’t control their anger. Takes it out other people they are very bitchy calling you names and take their anger out on you and will most likely fake depression
girl: you wanker
other girl: you must be born on August 16th
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An august baby is a person born from august 1st to august 31st. If you were born in august, then your father has failed the no nut november challenge. you should feel complete shame because your father has failed every human male. If you are an august baby, your dignity is completely gone! I am sorry for anybody who is born in the month of august. I hope you bestest of wishes
Person 1: are you an august baby? Person 2: yes? Person 1: that means your father failed no nut november Person 2: awwwwww shiiiiiit
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The process of starting the regular school year in August. School used to start in September (after Labor Day) until some fanatical teachers decided that maybe it'd be a good idea to start school before Labor Day. Many inconsiderate, unloving parents agreed with these wicked teachers and it wasn't long before the crimes started being committed all over the United States. Now some schools begin as early as the first week of August.
Kid #1: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Kid #2: What's the problem?
Kid #1: School starts tomorrow, August 9, and it's back to homework, tests, and torture! And it's 100 degrees outside and they have no A.C.
Kid #2: I don't know which is worse - Saturday school, summer school, or August school!
Kid #1: August school (good name) is the worst!
Kid #2: My school still starts in September. Poor you!
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