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Russian Roullete, but instead of putting the gun to your head, you put it up your ass.
“Bro, do you want to play Australian Roulette”
“No bro, I’m not gay.”
Also known as a fart. An Australian burp is like a regular burp, but 'down under'.
"Dude it stinks in here, did you fart?" - Tom
"No, I swear it was just a burp." - Jeff
"It smells like it was an Australian burp." - Kirk
The act of shitting yourself at a McDonalds
Joe: “Hey man we gotta get out of here, I’m about to pull an Australian Prime Minister”
Tyrone: “What the hell?”
When you get a thighjob from a cactus and then your bro gives you a blowjob and then spits the needles back out at you.
"Bro have you ever tried Australian Acupuncture?"
"No, I haven't."
"You wanna try it?"
"Sure."
While the female is doing a handstand the male ejaculates just below her stomach as the cum runs down her body creating the snail trail.
I gave a girl an Australian snail trail last night.
When you overdose in the bathroom of an Outback Steakhouse
Yo, what happened to Johnny Sparks from senior year?
Heard he committed and Australian suicide
A deepthroat blowjob in which the receiver is being grabbed in the back of the head, pushed down on the penis until his/hers forehead is smacked against the giver's stomach, repeatedly
I gave this a girl a super hard Australian blowjob yesterday, her throat is still sore