bakers law is the rule that if your plan is tupid enough, it will always work out anyways.
"this plan was so stupid i didn't think it was gonna work out, but bakers law made it happen."
A boy or someone masculine who is adorable or cute, has a parental nature especially if they’re good with a niece or a girl. They can also bake (From scratch or from the box) however not always a baker.
He’s so cute!
Yeah, he’s a baker boy
Eating out a chick and discovering she's having a yeast infection.
Going down on a chick and finding this white pasty yeasty stuff down there and it's now on your tongue, known as the lucky baker
An individual who will sabotage and betray you
Simeon Baker left me at the football field.
Absolute unit. Thick, baddie with a fatty. Junk in the trunk. The whole caboose. Don’t be fooled by the booty, she will take an ungodly amount of cash for her stash.
Paul Promise: “ yo what’s that rumbling and jumbling over there?”
Leviathan: “ That’s juicy asf Abby baker with all the water tag money”
¹³ ₁₂ of one meter. Approximately 1.0833333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 meters (accurate to within 5.87613 × 10 ⁻¹⁰¹ Smoots ± 1 ear.)
One baker's meter is approximately one hectacre foot inverse furlong microinches fathom squared, plus 1 league.
Are you serious?
Sure. Why not.