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When one goes to bed with the intention of beating their meat.
See you guys later! I'm boutta crack the barn for the night
Have you seen Terrell Barnes yet?? He's a fucking badass!
A code for men. Referring to a heavily used woman; with a stretched and possibly odorous vaginal canal.
Hey bro watch out for Rebecca she is a creaky barn door.
Dude I got laid at the party last night. "Yeah but she's a creaky barn door bro." Ah fuck.
Her legs spread open and you come to the realization that she's a creaky barn door. Shut that door and run like hell.
God of the Underworld.
Has come to earth to study humans. Might come across as socially awkward, but is really just struggling to fit into society.
Upon the day of reckoning, he will suck all the evil souls in this world down with him to his nether realm.
Addicted to bread.
Foot fetish.
Arch enemy is Jesús (the Mexican)
Alexander Paul Jude Barnes has been summoned and we will all be damned!
Who ate all the bread?? Curse you Alexander Paul Jude Barnes!!
He is a incredibly sad boy who is surrounded by those who hate his guts and tell him constantly however despite these obvious facts that he is ever doomed to the ever growing loneliness that is the tissues and lubricant on his desk as well as the loli tentacle hentai displayed constantly on 1 of his monitors while the other one is a cycle of oiled up big black men he continues to push on hoping that one day he will be able to break out of his constant misery that is his life. To summarise this series of unfortunate events which he does deserve he is and will always be Alone, unloved and unwanted.
i would feel bad for my friend Tom Branes life although he does deserve it as his name is Tom Barnes.
mia barnes is the best person in this world, she’s amazing, hot, kind. I love her so much, she’s the best thing that has happend to me, the first time i met her I fell in love <33 she’s so amazing and i hope we stay together for a long time <3
Using college, or "high speed" words in normal conversation in an attempt to sound smarter than you really are.
Dude! Did you just quote Edgar Allan Poe??? I think he just Barnes and Nobled me!